Many people ask me about the weird excuses students come up with, and yes, I've heard the weirdest of the weird. My favorite is not appropriate for this blog (ask me). I had another student come up to me after the first day of class and told me he had a disease that made it hard for him "to wake up before 11 a.m." so he may not make it to many classes. HA! I've had a couple emails that I'm sure were sent straight from the bars in Aggieville late at night, and all of these make me think of the things I used to do in college. I guess being closer in age to the students than a typical professor is pretty beneficial for them in that I usually just laugh and work with them if it's (truthful &) necessary.
Here's a pretty wonderful example of my life a la Instructor...
It's the second to last week of school here, so I pulled out a "fun" exercise in my Advertising Writing & Strategy class yesterday. The students formed groups and were given directions: 1. Choose a product, any product. 2. Brainstorm all the characteristics, benefits, attributes of this particular product. 3. Come up with a HUMOROUS poem or limerick - three lines max - to try and sell the product. I wrapped-up the directions with "Make your classmates laugh."
A group of four young women came up with the following (even adding a print ad on one of the computers in the room), and I have to admit, this kind of humor is right up my alley. A+!!! :)
Athletic Cups Limerick:
Running down the field so fast,
You didn't have time to notice the pass.
And now there's a ball where you don't want it to be,
Trust us, we've been protecting packages since 1973.

